Surrounded - Be all around (someone or something)

*While waiting in line for beer at the free Dr. Who premiere. For the first time ever I feel like the most normal person in a building. Casey and I try not to laugh as we wait. I sing a song.*

Me: It’s the Chronic *WHAT* les of Narnia!

Casey: Stop. They are everywhere and they can smell memes.


Help - Make it easier for (someone) to do something by offering aid.

This is for all the randoms that find this blog with the keywords, 'Nerdy things to say' sometimes with the add-on, 'to girls/boys'. I'm bad at these things and have only been on one date in my life which went horribly. So I turn to the vlog brothers for help.


Age - the length of time during which a being or thing has existed

So I'm home from West Virginia. Evidence from my last post suggests I had a shitty week. Yes. Moving on...

Coming off of the road I love nothing more than a little social media and carving a chunk out of my ever growing Netflix queue. Tonight I pick season 3 of Buffy. I decide to have crappy food for dinner (Wendy's) and halfway between Faith being annoying and super annoying, I decide to pause and stretch my legs by grabbing some beer.

I head to the corner store, place my purchase on the counter, hand the man my card.
"Kyle, is it?"
I run into this problem alot. Yes, my name is Kyle. No it is not my boyfriends card. I would never date a guy named Kyle and not just because my name also happens to be Kyle.
He says something next, truth be told, I'm not listening very well. I repeat what I though I heard, "What does it stand for?"
He corrects, "How is your night going?"
"Oh, good," I reply, making a face more toward myself than anything for completely mishearing him.
He looks at my card again then asks, "Are you 21?"

A quick list of thoughts that roll through my head:
It's because I'm wearing pigtails isn't it?
I come in here ALL THE TIME.
I'm wearing a Capitan EO shirt for crying out loud.
I had my id ready for you, sir.
I can't wait for the day this becomes flattering.


100 - ten 10's

I wanted to be sure my 100th post was epic and awe inspiring. It won't be.

I will say this though:

That moment when your innocence is shattered. When before you are truly enjoying being a twenty something, pretty care free, living in squalor being; then suddenly you become the grown-up through no volition of your own.

It sucks. It fucking sucks.